Countless right?
This comic strip highlights one of them. =)
Enjoy! ^^
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The Difference Between Men And Women
Ever pondered the differences between men and women?
Countless right?
This comic strip highlights one of them. =)
Enjoy! ^^
Countless right?
This comic strip highlights one of them. =)
Enjoy! ^^
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Thoughts on Fast Food!
How many times have you heard some random motherfucker come up to you and tell you that the cigar/cigarette you're smoking is going to kill you or that the bottle of Dom Perignon you're enjoying is going to be the death of you? Countless times right? Yeah, well, I'm kind of sick of those assholes now, so I'm going to present some COLD HARD facts!
Here is a list of the leading causes of preventable death as of the year 2001.
Had a good look?
Okay so let us add shit up.
Fast food can cause hyper tension, high cholesterol, obesity and is essentially a SHIT diet. Oh and just in case one of you is a know it all, high cholesterol & obesity are the main causes of hyper tension.
Right.
So let's make a NEW table and ignore anything that doesn't have anything to do with Fast food, smoking or alcohol.
So that McDonalds you're stuffing your face with is more than THREE times as fatal as a cigarette and more than EIGHT times as fatal as alcohol.
I think it's HIGH time that the government BANS all adverts from fast food chains and also raises the legal age to buy fast food to 18!
So if you think that by avoiding tobacco and alcohol you're going to die after us, think AGAIN bitch!
Here is a list of the leading causes of preventable death as of the year 2001.
| Cause | Number of deaths resulting (millions per year) |
|---|---|
| Hypertension | 7.8 |
| Smoking tobacco | 5.0 |
| High cholesterol | 3.9 |
| Malnutrition | 3.8 |
| Sexually transmitted diseases | 3.0 |
| Poor diet | 2.8 |
| Overweight and obesity | 2.5 |
| Physical inactivity | 2.0 |
| Alcohol | 1.9 |
| Indoor air pollution from solid fuels | 1.8 |
| Unsafe water and poor sanitation | 1.6 |
Had a good look?
Okay so let us add shit up.
Fast food can cause hyper tension, high cholesterol, obesity and is essentially a SHIT diet. Oh and just in case one of you is a know it all, high cholesterol & obesity are the main causes of hyper tension.
Right.
So let's make a NEW table and ignore anything that doesn't have anything to do with Fast food, smoking or alcohol.
| Cause | Number of deaths resulting (millions per year) |
|---|---|
| Fast Food | 17.0 |
| Smoking tobacco | 5.0 |
| Alcohol | 1.9 |
So that McDonalds you're stuffing your face with is more than THREE times as fatal as a cigarette and more than EIGHT times as fatal as alcohol.
I think it's HIGH time that the government BANS all adverts from fast food chains and also raises the legal age to buy fast food to 18!
So if you think that by avoiding tobacco and alcohol you're going to die after us, think AGAIN bitch!
Van Pornograf Studios!
Okay, this is not so much a ramble. Rather it's like a 'haha check what I got' post.
I usually use the name 'Van Pornograf' as my artist name whenever I make music. However, I thought I could use that name universally, so I decided to make a Van Pornograf intro! I might just use this intro in all my future videos! Haha.
Enjoy the randomness!
I usually use the name 'Van Pornograf' as my artist name whenever I make music. However, I thought I could use that name universally, so I decided to make a Van Pornograf intro! I might just use this intro in all my future videos! Haha.
Enjoy the randomness!
Men Are So Misunderstood!
Men are so misunderstood! We have this bad reputation that we go after only the hottest women and only care what's on the outside! Well, this video will try to dispel that myth and give men the credit they deserve!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Hitler Gets A Threatening Phone call!
Some random mofo calls Hitlers top secret bunker and really scares the crap out of his men! Scared shitless, his men give the phone to their Fuhrer in hopes that he may deal with the 'really scary guy on the phone'.
Enjoy! ^^
A Message From Osama #2
Osama was on holiday but now he's back and he has a message for all you INFIDELS! ^^
Enjoy!
PS: To those of you who are NOT from Mauritius, all you need to know is that 'Shout' is a nightclub located in an area called 'Flic en Flac' and the person who decides if you get in or not is called 'Popo' and he usually stands at the front of the club. ^^
Enjoy!
PS: To those of you who are NOT from Mauritius, all you need to know is that 'Shout' is a nightclub located in an area called 'Flic en Flac' and the person who decides if you get in or not is called 'Popo' and he usually stands at the front of the club. ^^
Hiter Has A New Slogan!
Hitler thought "Fuck All The Jews" was becoming kind of old and he wanted to reach out to the younger generation of Nazis. So he's called all his top officials to discuss a new slogan for the Nazi Party!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Hitler Gets His IB Results
I bet none of you knew that Hitler did IB?
His IB results really pissed him off and kind of caused WWII.
This one is for everyone that's done IB!
Enjoy! =)
Monday, August 16, 2010
A Message From Osama #1
Guys,
Osama Bin Laden is pissed, in fact, in fact he is SO pissed that he made a video to let you all know HOW pissed he is!
Enjoy!
Osama Bin Laden is pissed, in fact, in fact he is SO pissed that he made a video to let you all know HOW pissed he is!
Enjoy!
Hi I'm a crazy person.
de·range
tr.v. de·ranged, de·rang·ing, de·rang·es
1. To disturb the order or arrangement of.
2. To upset the normal condition or functioning of.
3. To disturb mentally; make insane.
Do comment on whatever I post because it kind of keeps me going, oh and share it with your friends too! Hopefully this blog will turn big and I'll end up with enough money to send myself to Arkham Asylum and finally get some help?
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