I love the ancient Greeks!

PRIAPUS! A minor rustic God of fertility, protector of livestock, fruit plants and....male genitalia!

He is known for his HUGE permanent erection as seen in the depiction below

Can you just imagine a farmers household in Ancient Greece with a statue of Priapus and his behemoth of a penis in the corner of your room and the entire family worshipping him on a daily basis? Whoever made the statue must've carved a little smirk on his face!

I don't know about you but I can just imagine the Ancient Greeks and Romans having an argument with each other and the Greeks win the argument by saying "My God's dick is bigger than your God's dick!"

Really? What can you reply to that? Perhaps that explains the Roman conquest of Greece after the Battle of Corinth (yes kids, I may be totally fucked in the head but I'm an intelligent fucked up person!)

Even after the rise of Christianity, Priapus continued to be evoked as a symbol of health and fertility (maybe because the bigger your dick the healthier you are).

To end this little informational rant I shall end with the St. Priapus Church which is a religion founded in the 1980's dedicated to the worship of the phallus aka COCK!

Here is a little quote from Wikipedia:

"St. Priapus Church was founded in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, by D. F. Cassidy and has found a following mainly among homosexual men in Canada and the United States. The church, which is named after the Greek god Priapus, teaches that the phallus is the source of life, beauty, joy, and pleasure. The phallus is to be worshipped, which can be accomplished by a variety of sexual acts, including groupmasturbation.Semen is also treated with reverence and its consumption is an act of worship."


The first phrase on their website reads "Welcum to the TEMPLE OF COCK"


Here is a link to their website for those of you interested, St. Priapus Church




That's it for today,


Ciao!

Happy Belated Christmas!

Hey guys,

So it's been ages since I've last updated my blog and for this I apologize!

I intend to get back to blogging a bit more regularly now, so until the next post I leave you all with this slightly late holiday greeting!

The Difference Between Men And Women

Ever pondered the differences between men and women?

Countless right?

This comic strip highlights one of them. =)

Enjoy! ^^

Thoughts on Fast Food!

How many times have you heard some random motherfucker come up to you and tell you that the cigar/cigarette you're smoking is going to kill you or that the bottle of Dom Perignon you're enjoying is going to be the death of you? Countless times right? Yeah, well, I'm kind of sick of those assholes now, so I'm going to present some COLD HARD facts!


Here is a list of the leading causes of preventable death as of the year 2001.

Cause	Number of deaths resulting (millions per year)
Hypertension	7.8
Smoking tobacco	5.0
High cholesterol	3.9
Malnutrition	3.8
Sexually transmitted diseases	3.0
Poor diet	2.8
Overweight and obesity	2.5
Physical inactivity	2.0
Alcohol	1.9
Indoor air pollution from solid fuels	1.8
Unsafe water and poor sanitation	1.6

Had a good look?


Okay so let us add shit up.


Fast food can cause hyper tension, high cholesterol, obesity and is essentially a SHIT diet. Oh and just in case one of you is a know it all, high cholesterol & obesity are the main causes of hyper tension.


Right.


So let's make a NEW table and ignore anything that doesn't have anything to do with Fast food, smoking or alcohol.

Cause	Number of deaths resulting (millions per year)
Fast Food	17.0
Smoking tobacco	5.0
Alcohol	1.9

So that McDonalds you're stuffing your face with is more than THREE times as fatal as a cigarette and more than EIGHT times as fatal as alcohol. 


I think it's HIGH time that the government BANS all adverts from fast food chains and also raises the legal age to buy fast food to 18! 


So if you think that by avoiding tobacco and alcohol you're going to die after us, think AGAIN bitch!

Van Pornograf Studios!

Okay, this is not so much a ramble. Rather it's like a 'haha check what I got' post.

I usually use the name 'Van Pornograf' as my artist name whenever I make music. However, I thought I could use that name universally, so I decided to make a Van Pornograf intro! I might just use this intro in all my future videos! Haha.

Enjoy the randomness!

Men Are So Misunderstood!

Men are so misunderstood! We have this bad reputation that we go after only the hottest women and only care what's on the outside! Well, this video will try to dispel that myth and give men the credit they deserve!

Enjoy!

Hitler Gets A Threatening Phone call!

Some random mofo calls Hitlers top secret bunker and really scares the crap out of his men! Scared shitless, his men give the phone to their Fuhrer in hopes that he may deal with the 'really scary guy on the phone'.

Enjoy! ^^