Thoughts on Fast Food!

How many times have you heard some random motherfucker come up to you and tell you that the cigar/cigarette you're smoking is going to kill you or that the bottle of Dom Perignon you're enjoying is going to be the death of you? Countless times right? Yeah, well, I'm kind of sick of those assholes now, so I'm going to present some COLD HARD facts!


Here is a list of the leading causes of preventable death as of the year 2001.

Cause	Number of deaths resulting (millions per year)
Hypertension	7.8
Smoking tobacco	5.0
High cholesterol	3.9
Malnutrition	3.8
Sexually transmitted diseases	3.0
Poor diet	2.8
Overweight and obesity	2.5
Physical inactivity	2.0
Alcohol	1.9
Indoor air pollution from solid fuels	1.8
Unsafe water and poor sanitation	1.6

Had a good look?


Okay so let us add shit up.


Fast food can cause hyper tension, high cholesterol, obesity and is essentially a SHIT diet. Oh and just in case one of you is a know it all, high cholesterol & obesity are the main causes of hyper tension.


Right.


So let's make a NEW table and ignore anything that doesn't have anything to do with Fast food, smoking or alcohol.

Cause	Number of deaths resulting (millions per year)
Fast Food	17.0
Smoking tobacco	5.0
Alcohol	1.9

So that McDonalds you're stuffing your face with is more than THREE times as fatal as a cigarette and more than EIGHT times as fatal as alcohol. 


I think it's HIGH time that the government BANS all adverts from fast food chains and also raises the legal age to buy fast food to 18! 


So if you think that by avoiding tobacco and alcohol you're going to die after us, think AGAIN bitch!